Today at 9:40 am, Waldo Library 3rd floor bathroom:
There I sat in the stall, finishing my business, when I heard a strange noise. The noise got louder and louder, and soon I realized that someone was brushing their teeth in the sink.
Odd, yes. Abnormal, no.
But before I could stand up to wash my hands, the situation began to take a strange turn.
*brush brush brush...*
"FUUCK"
*brush brush brush...*
"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH"
*brush brush brush...*
"SHEEEEIT"
*brush brush brush...*
"ALL DONE!!!"
There I sat on the toilet, confused and motionless. I did not get up to see who the person was or why they were cursing and shouting. Instead I kept to myself, bewildered beyond belief.
Eventually I heard the door close and I knew it was "safe" to exit the stall. I wasn't worried for my safety, but I was worried that it would be extremely awkward for me to walk out of the stall and face the Cursing Dental Hygiene Fanatic.
Weird.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
3rd Floor Waldo... Acid Trip?
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Labels: Strange Tales from Waldo Library
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2 comments:
this guy sounds like you in fourty years. burnt out and talking to himself
you have strange people on campus
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